Nova Articles

“No va” in Spanish (yeah, that’s right; this is America, right??  Where Spanish is like the official language, no???) means “doesn’t run” — or, as we think of it here, “no go”…which is exactly what this site is about, a collection of articles rejected from more esteemed corners of the interwebz!!  That’s right; finally, truth in advertising: what you’ll find here are the absolute worst articles anywhere this side of India!  They’re so bad, they’re good!  If you like B-grade genre fiction and film, you’ll love what we have on offer here.